Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Hacked Off
To Whom it May Concern ~
In my defence, none of this - any of it - was my fault because I was on holiday at the time.
I think that you will find this to be a water-tight defence.
Sack the solicitor, lay off the lawyer,* and banish the barrister.
I was on holiday is defence enough for murder, mayhem or - ahem - ever so illegal phone-hacking. In fact, the only phone-hacking I know anything at all about is the percussion section of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, track two, featuring phone-hacking, tub-thumping, and gooseberry-jamming. All of which I listened to whilst I was on holiday.
Yours sincerely/wish you were here etc. etc.
RB
* This item of Political Birdfeed is sponsored by the Oxford Comma.
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Did you know, Rupert was the name Dennis Potter gave to his pancreatic tumour?
ReplyDeleteYour cleverness has been missed, Moptop.
ReplyDeleteThat's right up there with: 'The dog ate it' ... or 'My daughter did it for a school project!' (Not mentioning any swan/horses! ..... oops, there I've gone and mentioned it.)
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