Saucy Georgie, cocaine and lie,
kissed a girl. (She made him cry.)
Andy Coulson came to stay;
made Georgie’s story fade away.
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Going Down Well
What, our George? Surely not.
ReplyDeleteNow Andy Pandy's in the poo,
ReplyDeleteWill he drop Georgie in it too?