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Crisps and chocolate! Sure you're not from Glasgow?
ReplyDeleteKirby? Would that be Kirkby or West Kirby?
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Erm, I've, er, written it how the residents pronounce it.
ReplyDeleteYes - and it was very, very deliberate.