...but were too afraid to ask.
Q: My friend (who is a missionary) says that most sex is immoral, and unmarried sex is an abomination before the Lord. Is this the Missionary Position?
A:Yes. Indeed. However, may I suggest your friend tries the Reverse Cowgirl and thus avoid the dirty looks.
Q: Since it's called blow job.....do you have to blow?
A: Most certainly. But don't expect to get a tune out of it.
Q: My Friend Ivor Biggun is having a few issues settling in. Any suggestions?
A: Yes. He should explore the area, making a note of major landmarks. Joining a group activity is never a mistake. Classes are good. Car maintenance or upholstery. Something will always need stuffing.
Q: Should all orifices be made available for all purposes?
A: No, some should be reserved for typing, filing and shorthand.
Q: A gentleman of my acquaintance respectfully asks what is the proper post-coital etiquette......does one fart before or after falling asleep?
A: DURING coitus trumps before AND after.
Q: Should one spit or swallow?
A: This is entirely a matter of personal taste.