Phooey to all these I said/you said/he said discussions. Trident-schmident! Tax-schmax! Volcanoes-schmolc -
I'll stop there: I'm making a point but it's giving me indigestion.
There are real, serious questions that not one single politician (of whatever persuasion) has been persuaded to answer. Questions that have been vexing large sections of the population for years. Me especially.
Should pineapple ever have a place on pizza?
Who invented the Bourbon Biscuit and have they done time for it?
Why are Dave, Mick* and Gordon not engaging with the Issues of the Day? I blame Jeremey Paxman for letting them off lightly.
*Edit: Nick. The man in the yellow tie is called Nick.